See Lilyism #4I haven't been as good about keeping track of these as I used to be. Here are a couple of late:
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1. This one came 10 days after I left my cell phone on top of the car and pulled up away after stopping to buckle Lily in.
Me: (dropped cell phone on the ground at Wendy's- battery cover comes off)
L: Not again, Not AGAIN! (shaking her head)
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2. Lily laying down for her nap/rest time
L: I AM NOT GOING TO BE QUIET! I DON'T WANT TO SLEEP! (5 sec pause) I AM NOT GOING TO BE QUIET!
Me: You don't have to sleep. Just rest and be quiet.
L: How am I supposed to do THAT?!?!
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3. Clearly, she picked up the word and not the meaning . . .
L (to Gma R): Draw something. . . Something random. Not my name. Just letters.
Gma R: ok (writes something) Is that ok?
L: No, that's not random. You are random (laughing).
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4. After finding Ga with marker on her forehead. . .
Me: Lily, what happened?
L: Ga drew on herself.
Me: Lily you aren't in trouble. I just want you to tell Mommy the truth. Look at my eyes.
L: Yeah, Yeah. I did it. I thought her head was a piece of paper.
3-4 days later . . .
Me: What happended?
L: (being honest?) I thought her head was a piece of paper again.
Me: Thinking her head was a piece of paper doesn't happen twice (let alone once). Short conversation and loss of markers for a time period then followed.